Yo, a secret you didn’t know about me: American Idol is my guilty pleasure. Yep, I’m a dorky Idolholic and its back on for its eighth season (dang, that’s a lot!) and I was so pumped for it! I was excited about Ryan Seacrest trying to pronounce Kara DioGuardi who has been added as the fourth judge.

Wait. It got even better when Simon’s Jaw dropped. She’s thin? Check. She’s tan? Check. And she isn’t afraid to strip down? …to a bikini that is. American Idol’s “Bikini Girl” is going to Hollywood! Slut Katrina Darrell is hitting it off big with Fox’s season eight of American Idol. She got into a little catfight with the newest judge. Not only that but also getting host Ryan Seacrest a little on camera action. Okay, I’m sure you get it now, she’s a whore…but can she sing? We’ll have to wait to find out. By the way, what’s with Seacrest stirring up controversy with Angelina Jolie?

Oh here’s another side topic, I’d much rather vote for American Idol than some boring president. Here’s my first reason why: The next idol’s music will probably be playing on the radio for the next few years. That’s something that actually makes a difference in my daily life. If I did choose to vote for a president, I really don’t think it would affect me driving home from school. Reason two: It’s fun. What’s more fun than texting? And reason number three: Voting for president is a scam. That’s just what I think anyway. Yeah, hate me for it. Anyway, If you couldnt already tell, I sure am excited about the new season!